There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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