butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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