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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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