We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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