i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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