i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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