They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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