Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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