I hate all girls vehemently.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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