I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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