If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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