well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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