It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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