I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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