I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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