Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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