Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
did you just send me my own nude
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
