My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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