I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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