i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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