stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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