Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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