..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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