considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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