Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Randomize