I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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