Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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