Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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