just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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