you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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