i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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