We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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