Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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