My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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