They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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