If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
