Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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