I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
even my farts smell like vagina
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's official drugs can't kill me
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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