he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize