to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Fuck appropriateness.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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