Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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