Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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