She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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