matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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