Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
