Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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