i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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