question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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