if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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