id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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