bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
