my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Drake has all the answers
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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